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lil-waine:

friend: fuck he’s hot
me:
friend:
me: welcome to my hell

averagefairy:

especiallysnowflake:

averagefairy:

thick thigh struggle is when you can’t ever get too attached to a pair of jeans even if they’re you’re favorite the constant friction of your thighs rubbing together are going to make holes in the crotch and destroy them. say goodbye pal.

Thick thigh pro: men are so fascinated by the warmth that accumulates between your legs.

i dont care about men i paid for those jeans

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bey0ncnate:

ratchetmessrebooted:

cubanflagemoji:

me when he say he boutta nut

Stop this immediately

I fucking hate this

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welcometothe-black-parade:

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

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virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

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backgroundmoviestars:

This extra’s sweeping here is about as effective as the film’s ability to sweep the Oscars. Oh ho ho!

Film: Quantum of Solace

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

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